You should definitely stand behind me and help me out. I can totally pretend I have no idea what I’m doing. It may have been so long that I don’t? I’d be running around the house with my monster adolescent energy and just smack myself off of everything. We have a small staircase that leads down to the kitchen and there’s a counter right there and I always used to damage myself on that when I ran through the house for a snack. I know. You’re my piece of meat, which makes you better.
Well, behind you is my favorite place to be so we can make that work I’m sure. That.. sounds very painful. I was very.. cautious when I was younger. Unsurprisingly, probably. Hmm. I’m not sure how I feel about being somebody’s piece of meat. Don’t I get a say in this?
Rifles are big, right? Long? It had.. two holes? I don’t know. I don’t know! Stop asking me about guns. If you think I’m delicate and breakable now, I was twofold delicate and breakable. I actually broke myself a lot. Mhm. Hit on them, but don’t touch and don’t let them touch you. I’m the only one who’s allowed to touch. In the country club bathrooms.
… yes, baby. Don’t worry about it, we’ll start at something appropriate. You broke yourself a lot? In what way? I’m not just a piece of meat, you know. Hmmph.
And you have the power to keep yourself out of the conversation and start a bigger argument than the original argument you’re criticizing.
I’m personally not fond of: “It isn’t my fault you evidently don’t understand how to conduct yourself socially.” Like you won’t apologize for Sebastian and things he says, I won’t apologize for Shay. If you antagonized him, that’s your problem.
This whole conversation is ridiculous. I’m done. Have a nice day Hunter.
It didn’t need to be an argument in the first place. I said I didn’t appreciate you talking to him so rudely. The entire conversation could’ve ended there.
He and I have had misunderstandings, I’m not denying that at all. But you’re missing my overall point; I wasn’t asking you to apologize for Shay.
That’s fine. I’ve made my point. Hopefully it got through.
I really am. I want you to be here with me and enjoy it, too. You have literally just jinxed it. If I die or am abducted, it’ll be your fault, Hunt.
I’ll call whoever has you and tell them about my certain set of skills and that I’ll find them wherever they are and then I’ll kill them. So don’t worry, it’ll be taken care of.
I know how to wave a sword away from myself, Hunt. Just don’t stand too close. It’s your fault if I accidentally stab you. I don’t know. A black one? With a brown handle? I was young and a stick. It didn’t take much to send me over. I thought I told you before, babe? Eh. Anyway, we can make it happen. Oh, really? I think you should be working out and smothering yourself in oil at the pool, instead.
Of course you do.. Well, that was very descriptive. Was it a little handgun or a rifle? I bet you were adorable when you were that young. I’m fairly certain I would remember if you’d ever told me before, but it doesn’t matter. I know now. Ah yes.. I forgot, I’m supposed to hit on the cabana boys, right? I’ll get on that.
Maman is looking after me just fine. It’s nice being back to her cooking and my grandmothers, and my entire family pushing into one house over the course of this week. I love it, Hunt. And I’ll be back, healthy and in one piece.
I’m glad you’re enjoying the time with your family, babe. It’s really good to see you this happy. Alright, good. No dying in a plane crash or being abducted on the way home either.
You know, I was just having a bit of fun with the sarcasm and I am sorry he took it the wrong way. And yes, I could have worded it differently. Fine. But he didn’t need to ask that in the first place. But I do not appreciate you jumping in and chastising me like I’m a small child.
Hmm, and how would you have reacted if I had called you out every time you were rude to my boyfriend?
People are going to ask things and say things that they don’t “need” to all the time, but you always have the power to gracefully deflect or reroute the conversation.
I have never been intentionally rude to Shay. I have, however, been sworn at, called a douchebag, a jerk, and had it implied that I have a stick “shoved so far up my ass that Jeff Dunham is probably using me in his new comedy routine” by him. All of that notwithstanding though, all of our interactions lately have been completely civil.
I can’t use a sword, but I figure it’d just be a lot of waving it around until I kill something? It’s been a while. You may have to cushion the ground behind me, because the first time I ever shot a gun, I sorta fell backward and hurt my ass. This isn’t going to be a kink, right? Me shooting and wielding weapons. Mhm. My handsome trophy boyfriend who allows me to kiss you 24/7.
Mhm. Until you kill me or yourself with it by accident. What kind of gun were you using? That’s a lot of recoil. No, it’s not a kink. I’m just interested to see you shoot a gun, since you apparently can. This isn’t a skill I was aware you possessed. Well then. I suppose I’ll go whip up some jello molds to take over the country club in that case.
I miss your stupid face, you stupid idiot. Go away.
I miss you too. You’d better be taking care of yourself over there in that foreign country. I need you back healthy and all in one piece.
If he’s respectful in the first place, that is more likely to happen. And he talked to me first.
I don’t even know why I’m having this conversation with you. Sebastian can fend for himself. And maybe you should learn a lesson from your own advice and be respectful of others and BUTT OUT.
Yes he did, but what he said wasn’t inherently disrespectful. All he did was ask you a question. He didn’t call you a name, or imply that you were stupid, or swear at you. Like I originally said, there were other ways to say what you said if you really thought what he said was so inappropriate. “I’d rather not say” or “we’re not giving out that information”, for instance. You didn’t have to jump right to “none of your business” and then continue to be sarcastic and rude to him.
I’m not being disrespectful to you. I’m letting you know that I have an issue with the way I saw you speak to my boyfriend. I COULD have immediately started yelling, or threatened you, or some other ridiculous thing, all of which I’m not doing. I’m trying to have an adult conversation with you about something I saw that bothered me and that I think is uncalled for.