No, it’s fine. Let’s just go home, I’m just tired and pissed at myself. You were going to try out for lacrosse? Fuck, I’m so so sorry Hunt.
So what happened last night..? How did all of this start? Were you out drinking somewhere.
Lex, please. It’s perfectly fine. You are so much more important than any sport.
Don’t apologize please, I found a nice diner to stay at and wait. I’m pretty sure I’m alright. And I should thank you, I’m sorry for bothering you and like ruining anything you had planned.
What do you mean you’re pretty sure..? Does anything hurt? We can stop by the hospital before we leave town just in case. No, it’s fine. I didn’t have anything important planned. Sebastian’s going to talk to the lacrosse coach about letting me try out tomorrow.
Probably blew him with a condom.
I just got into the city. I’m sorry it’s taken all day, the traffic’s really bad but it should be better on the way back. Are you alright? You don’t have to thank me, I’m happy to help you.
… At first I thought that was going to be cute. You ruined it. Don’t start anything unless you want to drive back with a boner.
You started it. And it’s a little late to avoid that.
… I do love you.
I know, baby.
Traffic is horrible in Philly. I wish I was with you right now. Lying on your bed with you. Sucking you off.
She made a very Sebastian mistake and I’ve decided not to punish you because of that. If I were stranded two hours away, I would also call you. I hope you know that my penis is very disappointed, though. Making up with him will take a very long time.
Be thankful I replied to that at all. I am wearing my ‘superior to you’ face and I could’ve been very mean.
Mm.. I’m not afraid of spending some extra time making up to him, don’t worry about that.
And I’m always thankful for you.
The rest of my evening is going to suck, so at least I have a reason to be mean to the newbies. I was looking forward to putting you through your paces and then spend the night touching the muscles I didn’t even realise you had until your tryout. But I get that Lexi’s safety is more important than a silly sex fantasy.
I hate you less.
Yes, it is. Although we’re not shelving that sex fantasy.. we’re just going to have to delay it a tiny bit.
Easy there, Casanova. I don’t know what to do with this huge outpouring of affection.
If you think she’s been drugged, take her to the hospital and get her checked over, okay? Drive safe, or I’ll kick your tombstone. Text me in the morning so I can insult you whilst I eat my cereal.
Of course, Bas. And I’ll be very safe, don’t worry. Mm, okay. Have a good rest of your evening and try not to injure anyone else or yourself at practice.
I love you.
So, what’s wrong with Lexi? Why’s she so far away? And why could she only contact you?
I’m not sure exactly what’s happened. She told me that she’s in Philidelphia and she has no recollection of how she got there.. so either drugs or she got incredibly, I guess. I never said she could only contact me, she just texted me and asked if I would go pick her up and bring her back to campus.